RUETERS - Barack Hussein Obama has accepted the endorsement of Iranian President 
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. The Obama campaign issued the following statement: "We are grateful that such important foreign dignataries recognize in Barack Obama an open door of diplomacy." A mixed reaction is expected among both Americans and Islamic fundamentalists.
Supreme Leader Khamenei today stated that "Barack Hussein Obama is our greatest hope. He is the chosen vessel of Allah to strike right at the heart of evil capitalist serpent. We are confident that the Islamic teachings of his youth still remain in his heart and that his rise to power will bring about Sharia law, thereby cleansing the west."
Ahmadindejad in an attempt to proactively dispell Islamic concerns stated, "Senator Obama's Christianity is a necessary cover for the greater good. His true beliefs will be made manifest as the American fools carry him on their shoulders into the White House."
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei. The Obama campaign issued the following statement: "We are grateful that such important foreign dignataries recognize in Barack Obama an open door of diplomacy." A mixed reaction is expected among both Americans and Islamic fundamentalists.
Supreme Leader Khamenei today stated that "Barack Hussein Obama is our greatest hope. He is the chosen vessel of Allah to strike right at the heart of evil capitalist serpent. We are confident that the Islamic teachings of his youth still remain in his heart and that his rise to power will bring about Sharia law, thereby cleansing the west."
Ahmadindejad in an attempt to proactively dispell Islamic concerns stated, "Senator Obama's Christianity is a necessary cover for the greater good. His true beliefs will be made manifest as the American fools carry him on their shoulders into the White House." Oprah, acknowledging the support of such powerful Islamic leaders, further endorsed Barack Obama proclaiming that "he is the president that will finally bridge the relationship gap with our Islamic brothers and sisters. Hey everybody, we're gonna have world peace!"
